Had a team gathering last night. There was an amazing spread put on by my boss, with drinks flowing and games being played… along with these. Yes. These.
WT actual F.
Dried up critters, which everyone started casually tucking into like they were Kettle Chips!!! This isn’t “I’m a Celebrity”. The only way I was touching those was to put them in my bosses toothpaste. A satisfying moment. Just looking at them gives me the willies! Bleugh!
That said, I’ve managed a bit of bread and butter today after drinking a bottle of Melon flavoured vodka… admittedly not my best move. I’ll be on the tea tonight me thinks.